Showing posts with label Book. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Book. Show all posts

Thursday, October 18, 2007

1984 for Prospective Students

In the book 1984, O'Brien briefs Winston about grad school...

Nineteen Eighty Four, Part III, Chapter III
George Orwell
"
The advisors seek power entirely for their own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power.
Power is not a means, it is an end.
(...)
'How does one man assert his power over another, Winston?'
(...)
By making him suffer. Obedience is not enough. Unless he is suffering, how can you be sure that he is obeying your will and not his own? Power is in inflicting pain and humiliation. Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing.
(...)
In our world there will be no emotions except fear, rage, triumph, and self-abasement. Everything else we shall destroy everything. Already we are breaking down the habits of thought which have survived from before the Revolution. We have cut the links between child and parent, and between man and man, and between man and woman.
(...)
If you want a picture of grad school, imagine a boot stamping on a human face -- for ever.'
(...)
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Source: George-Orwell.org keeping the texts online.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Was Job a PhD student?

Below commented fragments of The World English Bible that indicate that Job was a PhD student.

2:11 Now when Job's three friends (...)


THREE friends?! What a social life!

7:3 so am I made to possess months of misery,
wearisome nights are appointed to me.


Classwork, conference deadlines, ppt presentation for the adviser...

19:20 My bones stick to my skin and to my flesh. I have escaped by the skin of my teeth.


Not a lot of sleep, huh? Lotta ramen noodles?

7:19 How long will you not look away from me,
nor leave me alone until I swallow down my spittle?


Let the kid do research, will ya?

19:14 My relatives have gone away. My familiar friends have forgotten me.


Yes... they can't stand hearing about your thesis anymore!

3:13 For now should I have lain down and been quiet.
I should have slept, then I would have been at rest,


Yes. You should have taken a real job.

9:29 I shall be condemned.
Why then do I labor in vain?


He knew nobody would read his thesis.

11:5. And I wish that God would speak with thee, and would open his lips to thee,
11:6. That he might show thee the secrets of wisdom,(...)


God was his advisor.

15:9 What do you know, that we don’t know?
What do you understand, which is not in us?


The thesis defense.

20:22. When he shall be filled, he shall be straitened, he shall burn, and every sorrow shall fall upon him.


And then he graduates. But no jobs were there for him. Oh sorrow...