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http://imechanica.org/node/3353
http://portal.acm.org/citation.cfm?id=1106736.1106763

MJ, abused grad

Heal The Lab
Michael Jackson

There's A Place In
Your Heart
And I Know That It Is Love
And This Place Could
Be Much
Brighter Than Tomorrow
And If You Really Try
You'll Find There's No Need
To Cry
In This Place You'll Feel
There's No Hurt Or Sorrow

There Are Ways
To Get There
If You Care Enough
For The Research
Make A Little Space
Make A Better Place...

Heal The Lab
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Student Race
There Are Ideas Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Research
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

If You Want To Know Why
There's A Boss That
Can only lie
He Is Strong
He Only Cares For
His own living
If We Try
We Shall See
In This Bliss
We Cannot Feel
Fear Or Dread
We Stop Existing And
Start Researching

Then It Feels That Always
Research's Enough For
Us Growing
So Make A Better Lab
Make A Better World...

Advisors...

...a plethora of advice and a paucity of assistance.